So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?

Yes.

What if I do something different?

Then I don't know that.
 

Cool cool! I bet a lot of people pray to you huh?

Yes, but there are so many asking so much. After a while you just 
sorta tune it out.

Y'know, I was God once.

Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

It was awful. I tried helping them. I tried not helping them but in 
the end I couldn't do them any good. Do you think what I did was wrong?

Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do.

Yeah I know, that's why I asked if what I did - forget it.

Bender, being God isn't easy- if you do too much, people get dependent. 
And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, 
like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

Or a guy who burns down the bar for the insurance money.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do 
things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to Earth even if I prayed 
to you?
                       

Earth? Which way is that?

I don't know.

For our family picnics back in the day, we brought the TV outside with us. Jersey kid at the roots I suppose. Then again, we also threw chairs, paint cans, balls, and almost the cat over the roof.